So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
Yes I know what time it is. Yes I realize I need to get up eventually. Trust me I have been doing this whole wake by myself thing for so long that I know the exact time I can stay in bed before I’m late. So stop coming in here every two fucking minuets telling me to get up because that will just make me want to stay in bed longer.
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class